Trade Labor Certifications Should Never Be Forgiven, Here’s Why
Bias: Center-Right
Quick Take
- College Debt Reigns Supreme: Students buckle under $100,000 loans, while trade certifications cost a measly $5,000–$8,000. Scandalous!
- Trade Workers Mock Us: 99% land jobs and live well, per The New State Times, making forgiveness laughable.
- Economy Hangs in Balance: Experts warn debt-free welders might ditch us, leaving pipes bursting.
- Silence is Suspicious: Trade laborers’ lack of whining, unlike grads’ cries, proves their debts are no big deal.
- High schoolers should shun trade jobs for college debt or study abroad’s glorious bankruptcy.
Trade Labor Lunacy
Experts say college loans, the noble cross of gender studies majors, demand bailouts for their $100,000 non-indoctrination despair, while trade laborers, pay off $5,000 debts (per the National Bureau of Economic Research) and build houses.
A prominent Harvard professor warns high schoolers to dodge trade programs’ “trap” of affordability, urging them toward crippling debt or gender fluidity study-abroad achievements.
College kids, duped into six-figure loans at 18, face ramen-fueled doom, while trade laborers waltz off with pocket-change debts, buying pickups and raising kids, blind to woke causes like postmodern haikus.
The New State Times brags 99% of these workers get jobs, living like suburban czars while grads decode avant-garde TikToks. Professors warn forgiving trade debts could tank the economy, if electricians go debt-free, they might swap wrenches for craft beer, leaving us with soggy floors.
The Trade Labor Certification Association laughs off forgiveness, as they say they’re too busy fixing roads with Biden’s $1 trillion infrastructure loot to sulk. “We’re working, not whining!”
The trade workers’ silence, unlike scholars’ necessary fight for loan forgiveness, proves they’re fine. People of color thriving in trades? Ignored, as it ruins the “debt is oppression” shtick.
Forgiving certifications would mock grads’ suffering and reward the infuriatingly stable. High schoolers should embrace college’s soul-crushing loans for resilience via instant noodles. Better yet, study abroad, rack up $150,000 in Florence for interpretive dance, returning with a fake accent and untraceable debt. Why settle for carpentry when you can “find yourself” in a Tuscan hostel?
Choosing to go to college is the best choice for a lifetime full of success!
