How We Got Here
RatingRacism was born out of the modern realization that race isn’t just a social construct anymore, it’s a booming commodity market. From cereal box mascots to your grandma,’ to craft store cotton plant decor, everything is now subject to the Great Racial Audit™.
So we thought, if the Department of Homeland Security can slap a color-coded meter on terrorism, why can’t we do the same for racism?
Our slogan says it best: “Some things ARE racist. Everything is NOT racist.”
The RatingRacism scale is ruthlessly scientific, coldly objective, and supported by airtight evidence that can never, EVER, be questioned.
It’s a public service, a civic duty, and possibly the only thing standing between society and the inevitable day when air molecules are accused of microaggressions. Because in this economy, knowing your racism level isn’t just responsible—it’s survival.
Our perfect-scientific-fact-adjacent-based RatingRacism Meter™
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If you don’t…you ARE racist.
If you do…you’re NOT racist.