The ACLU’s Plea to Democrats: Quit Cussing, it’s Embarrassing!
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Quick Take
- ACLU’s Panic Attack: Free speech champs beg Democrats to stop cursing.
- Dems “let’s be assholes” vibe, inspired by Trump’s rudeness, is embarrassing the ACLU.
- Even anti-Trump plaintiffs are like, “Don’t curse for us, you’re making our lawsuits look bad!”
- Washington Post says Dems dropped 3,742 curse words to GOP’s 18, yet their 12% approval rating proves nobody’s impressed.
Shut Up
The ACLU, those First Amendment superheroes who’d defend your right to yell “there’s a bomb!” in a crowded theater or “to the river to the see” on all college campus’, is frantically typing emails and licking stamps to mail letters to the DNC, Senators, and House Reps.
Their plea? Democrats, stop cursing because you don’t know how to do it!” It’s like watching a vegan chef scold a butcher for bad knife skills. The ACLU, usually cool with all speech, is mortified by the Dems’ new “let’s be assholes” strategy, a Trump-inspired rudeness that’s tanking their brand harder than a 12% approval rating.
TThe ACLU’s basically saying, “We signed up to defend the First Amendment, not guest-star on an uncensored episode of South Park: Capitol Hill Edition.”
Even folks suing Trump’s administration are over it, telling Dems, “Don’t advocate for us if you’re gonna cuss like a drunk uncle at Thanksgiving. It’s distracting!”
One plaintiff probably whispered, “I’d rather lose my case than have Jasmine Crockett yell ‘fuck Trump’ in court.”
The Washington Post dropped a study: Democrats racked up 3,742 curse words across all media platforms and appearances, Congress, and public rants, while Republicans managed a measly 18.
That’s not a flex; it’s a flop. Their “shit that ain’t true” campaign? A reputational dumpster fire. The consultants who thought cursing was a cool-up should be fired, or shipped to El Salvador’s CECOT prison via Trump’s private jet.
Leading the cringe parade is Rep. Jasmine Crockett, dropping F-bombs at the State of the Union, on X, and during speeches before Dems butcher another “save democracy” song.
Ilhan Omar, Adam Schiff, Pete Buttigieg, and Maxine Dexter (who awkwardly said, “We have to fuck Trump, but don’t tell my kids!”) aren’t far behind. It’s like they’re kids who just learned “fuck off” and think it’s peak rebellion.
Spoiler, it’s not. The ACLU’s advice? “You can’t just throw F-bombs and hope it lands. Be authentic!” Translation: embrace your smug elitism, not this wannabe-cool-kid nonsense.
“Fuck Trump” as a “Let’s go Brandon” jab? Fine. But this vulgarity spree? An affront to reality. The ACLU’s begging them to take a cue from Republicans, who aren’t branding themselves as potty-mouth pros.
Last time the GOP warned Dems (remember Biden’s “sharp mind”?), they cried “deep fakes.” Maybe this time, they’ll listen and ditch the swear jar dreams. Or not. Either way, it’s beyond embarrassing.
