Democrats Ditch Butter Knives, Embrace Shanks in Rusty New Strategy to Reclaim Redistricting Glory
Quick Take Bias: Smidge-Right Dems Drop Butter Knives, Go Full Shank Mode: In a bold rebrand, Democrats ditch passive resistance...
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Trump Accuses ‘Chuck Coreleone’ of Extorting Republicans in New Senate “Brick-for-Vote” Scandal
Bias: Center-Center Trump dubbed Schumer “Chuck Coreleone,” accusing him of running a Senate extortion racket. Schumer’s new nickname “Chuck Shroomer”...
Trump Announces Launch of “Trump Peaches,” Refuses to Pay Tariffs on Chinese Peaches, Opens MAGA Orchard in Atlanta
Quick Take Bias: Smidge-Right Trump Peaches Launches: Trump skips China tariffs, opens “America’s Peach Palace” in Atlanta with a distribution...
Trump Revives Presidential Fitness Test After Trying Oreo’s Reese’s Cookie
Bias: Center-Center Quick Take Trump blames Oreo’s Reese’s Cookie for the coming childhood obesity boom and brings back the Presidential...
Obama Hires Diddy’s Lawyer: Criminal Defense Legend Specializing in RICO, Fraud…and Treason? DOJ Taps Ashleigh Merchant as Special Counsel
Bias: Center-Cente Quick Take Barack Obama mysteriously retains Brian Steel, the legal world’s Swiss Army knife of felonies. Tulsi Gabbard...
Trump Signs Executive Order Renaming NGOs to TFOs: “Let’s Call It What It Is Taxpayer Funded Organizations!” Or Theft.
Bias: Center-Center Quick Take Trump Rebrands NGOs as TFOs: Donald Trump signs an executive order mandating that any nonprofit receiving...
ICE Announces New Crackdown: Operation “Eternal Exit” Targets Undocumented Corpses, Illegal Ashes, and Potential “Undead Migrants”
Bias: Smidge-Left Quick Take ICE Launches Operation Eternal Exit: Approved by Trump, U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) is targeting...
Democrats Hire “Word Count Reduction Consultants” To Avoid Losing All Voter Interest by Midterms
Bias: Center-Center Democrats talk too much: Democrats are incapable of not over-explaining answers, to what are seemingly very simple questions....
$198 Billion Later: California Almost Solves Homelessness, Still Asking for Tips
Quick Take California spent $24B over five years to reduce homelessness by just 11%, then proposed $198B more to "almost...
Gavin Newsom Grabs HeCheated.org and SheWon.org in Anti-Trans Sports Speculation, Calls It His Presidential Victory Path
Bias: Center Quick Take Newsom’s Anti-Trans Acquisition: California Governor Gavin Newsom acquired HeCheated.org and SheWon.org to champion a campaign against...