Benny the Bunny Spills the Carrots on Biden’s 2022 Easter Egg Roll Disaster

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Quick Take

• Benny the Bunny, 2022 White House Easter mascot, reveals Joe Biden didn’t know it was Easter
• Jill and Hunter tasked Benny with babysitting Biden, not kids, to prevent wandering or chatting.
• Karine Jean-Pierre claimed Biden was “athletic,” despite his diaper-like crinkling and shuffling.
• Staffers trashed Easter, intentionally clashing it with Trans Awareness Day to troll religious folks.

Biden Bunny

Hop into the charade of the 2022 White House Easter Egg Roll, where Benny the Bunny, became President Joe Biden’s unofficial babysitter. In an exclusive interview, Benny spills the carrots on a day that was more Looney Tunes than family fun.

Benny was expected to delight the kids. Instead, Biden greeted him like a lost campaign volunteer. “Joe had no idea I was the Easter Bunny,” Benny said, munching a carrot. “He mumbled about a ‘ice cream party’ and asked if I’d seen his aviator sunglasses. Easter? Total blank.”

Jill and Hunter pulled Benny aside with a mission: “Forget the kids. Keep Joe from wandering or chatting.” A leash was considered, but Jill vetoed it. So, Benny herded Biden while dodging candy-craving tots.

Karine Jean-Pierre dropped a doozy, claiming, “Joe’s the fittest White House resident ever!” Benny nearly choked. “I said, ‘Karine, what are you and Hunter smoking?’” Biden’s shuffle and crinkle-crinkle diaper sound screamed “retirement home,” not “Ironman.” Benny’s sure Joe was double-stacked with Depend’s for Men.

Benny saw shades of his uncle Bugs Bunny, whose family prioritized health when he got old. “Bugs retired a legend,” Benny says. “Joe’s team? Propping him up like a scarecrow.” Bugs even got prostate checks, “I’ve got the carrots to prove it,” Benny winked.

Benny was also a source for Jake Tapper’s Original Sin. Benny thought it was a prank and didn’t provide anymore details.

The last nugget he shared with Someday News, was that he overheard staffers trash Easter as “lame,” gleefully clashing it with Trans Awareness Day to poke religious folks.

Biden? Clueless, even when told. Benny’s tale proves…when the White House goes cuckoo, it takes a bunny to keep it hopping.