Welcome to Someday News, your premier destination for news so fake it’s real, and news so real it’s fake. We write believably unbelievable fake stories that sound like they could be real. However, every single story should be considered 100% fake, unless, of course, you think it’s real, in which case, who are we to argue? It’s real to you!
We operate with the highest standards of journalistic integrity and unbiased reporting, pouring meticulous care into fabricating every detail. From expert studies, opinions by experts, sources close to the situation, credible anonymous sources and 99.99% accurate polling that’s right 27% of time. Our stories are designed to amuse and question if it’s legit, because it just might be…even though it’s NOT.
We’re just pumping out fake news for the sheer joy of it, adding to the misinformation, disinformation, and uninformation like the mainstream legacy media we so gleefully admire.
Why? Because fake news is fun, and we’re here to keep the outrage, emotion, occasional but very rare laughs, and click bait coming.
And remember, this is news so fake it’s real, and news so real it’s fake, it will be news…someday!