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One of the new 80,000 IRS agents is trying to extort Beyonce!

By Bee Hive

The IRS has gone too far! We can accept an additional 80,000 new IRS agents. We can condone harassment to gig workers, barbers, and day laborers for transactions of $600 or more. We can tolerate the IRS’s second amendment right to arm themselves with guns so the “Armed Special IRS Agents” can use deadly force if necessary.

You can literally apply below if you want to join the IRS Armed Special Forces. Only caveat, per bullet point ten under Key Requirements, you must be legally allowed to carry a firearm.

<CLICK HERE TO APPLY> https://www.jobs.irs.gov/resources/job-descriptions/irs-criminal-investigation-special-agent

Ahem…Reuters needs to update their fact check. The Associated Press should also review their fact check.

That is IRS commissioner Danny Werfel explaining that 97% of the IRS will not be armed, only 3% will be armed, so roughly 1200 IRS agents will be armed. Which is 1,200 new guns on the streets.

Reuters and the Associated Press believe the IRS chief is a liar. Oy vey.

Let’s circle back to the point. As we were saying, we can tolerate 80,000 new IRS agents, harassment of transactions of $600 or more, and IRS deadly Force.

HOWEVER. We will not tolerate an extortion attempt of the Queen Bee herself. The one and only, Beyonce.

The IRS is trying to finesse Beyonce out of $2.7 million in unpaid taxes. The IRS is literally ok with the Federal Government losing trillions, that’s trillions with a capital ‘T’.

Maybe one of the new 80,000 agents needs to look again for that cash. Maybe Agent Becky with the good hair is trying to stick to the goddess.

Either way, Beyonce has made millions of dollars in charitable donations over the years. The IRS better get it together, periodt!

Although if we’ve learned one thing from Luther’s Janitorial services.  On this good earth there are three peoples we don’t mess with. The I, the R, and the S.